British English VS Malaysian English


Who says our English is teruk?
Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point =)


WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians:Celaka u

最近都不懂发生什么事
好像什么东西都不如意....
心情慢慢沉重到快掉进谷底了
虽然我很不开心,可是我又找不到一个适合的理由
一个会令我不开心的理由!
感觉真的很矛盾咯!!
很想到海边大喊..发泄..痛哭
我自己都分不清楚我发生什么事
这好像是我自己招来的烦恼

刚刚和他MSN..聊着聊着..突然想起我很久没痛快大哭一场了..
记得哭到最厉害的最后一次是五年前..我外公去世..
苦得很惨..可是他还是离开了我..
有些人因为一点事可以哭上2-3 个钟..但结局还是一样..
所以我领悟到 哭 是没用的..
与其以泪洗脸..倒不如淡然面对..
身边的人都说我是冷血动物..
我不是..我只是选了我的方式面对..

可是我知道自己已经很幸运了
我明白有很多人比我更烦
这个月好像很不吉利...
许多不愉快的事情发生
就好象四川发生的地震,别的国家也有风灾
真的是灾难连连
死亡人数,数不胜数
每天打开报纸,死亡数字都一路飙升
有一天当我看到新闻报道,我看见那些灾民被压死的情景
有老有少地被活埋在粉碎的砖块里
顿时间我觉得我很幸福
因为我还生存着.

希望你们安息吧!送上我的祝福........愿你们在另外一个世界能安宁的生活.也愿我自己能快乐 .

45 things a girl wants,but won't ask for it

1. Hug her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?
6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

KEEP READING
11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more,deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends, it makes her feel loved.

Are you thinking of someone?
16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she's beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.
One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.
21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected,plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she's your everything - only if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her
24. Make her feel loved.
25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know !!

WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US
26. Don't lie to HER.
27. DON'T cheat on her.
28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants
29. Text messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work {or school}, and how much you MISS her.
30. Be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on you.

ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER
BECAUSE, IT'S IMPORTANT !!
31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold YOU too.
32. When you are ALONE, hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the CHEEKS (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.
35. Dont EVER tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her.

REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE
WITH HER NEXT
36. When people DISS her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart. Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she
rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her HAND.
40. When you hug her, HOLD her in your arms as long as possible.

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED
41. Call or text her at night to wish her SWEET DREAMS.
42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for LONG walks at night.
44. ALWAYS Remind her how much you love her.
45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much you love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her.


You'll never know when she needs just a little bit more love =)

512. A very unlucky number for every single china ppl.

512. The aftershock damaged more than 200,000 other homes..killed more than 67,00o lifes..About 20,790 people are listed as missing, with more than five million people homeless since the earthquake.

haii....really donno wat to say..

pic showed everything.. ... ..







the innocent child





the ori building




The century-old church was destroyed in the quake, which left tens of thousands dead in Sichuan.




A wedding photo shoot at a deserted French missionary church in Pengzhou in southwest China's Sichuan province immediately after the earthquake struck on May 12.





During a march on Sunday, a protester waved a picture of one of the 127 children who died at the Fuxin No. 2 Primary School in Mianzhu.




A memorial service for hundreds of students of Juyuan Middle School in Dujiangyan, where a mother held a picture of her son, turned into an angry protest on Tuesday. Some parents said local officials had known for years that the school was unsafe but refused to take action. Others recalled that two hours passed before the rescue workers showed up; even then, they stopped working at 10 p.m. on the night of the earthquake and did not resume their search until 9 a.m. the next day.







Parents set off fireworks to chase away evil spirits as wads of paper money smoldered amid the rubble of Juyuan Middle School. Delays in launching investigations into the school collapses is likely to embolden infuriated parents who are protesting across northern Sichuan Province





































China's national flag flies at half-staff at Tiananmen Square in central Beijing. China began three days of national mourning on Monday for more than 30,000 victims of an earthquake that struck Sichuan Province a week ago.




Primary school students mourned during their morning assembly at a school in Tianjin municipality.







Earthquake victims after arriving at the Zipingpu dam by military boats from Yingxiu township in China's Sichuan Province on Thursday. Some 2,000 soldiers had been sent to repair the dam, one of 391 damaged in the earthquake. It was later declared safe.




Soldiers and doctors waited to rescue earthquake survivors at the dam.




A soldier carried a child rescued from Yingxiu at the Zipingpu dam. Yingxiu experienced aftershocks of 6.4 on the Richter scale, prompting evacuations from the town.







Helicopters were used to help transport materials used to help drain the Tangjiashan mountain 'quake lake,' created by an avalanche of rocks and mud unleashed by the earthquake. At least 160,000 people had been evacuated, although hundreds of thousands of others are still living downstream in temporary camps.




Japanese officials said they were considering a Chinese request to provide tents and blankets to the homeless. If Japanese military aircraft deliver the aid, it would mark the first time that the military would touch down on Chinese soil since Japan's brutal World War II occupation.




A soldier sleeps on a dam after helping dig a water diversion channel. China's Water Ministry has said 69 dams were in danger of bursting.










A tent village for earthquake survivors in Leigu Township in Beichuan County.




Protesting parents clashed with police trying to block the march. During the struggle, the broken glass from the pictures of dead children wounded several parents, and the fight left them trembling with emotion. While censors have blocked detailed reporting of the schools controversy by the state-run media, bold commentary did call on the government to step up investigations into faulty school construction.




Two girls looked at the remains of the Juyuan Middle School. Although there is no official casualty count, parents say only 13 of the school's 900 students came out alive




















































Newspapers across China printed their logos in black and some ran entirely without color. Several front pages had simple messages in white text across the middle: "The nation mourns," "Pray for life," and "National tragedy."


- http://darkgovernment.com/gallery/v/china-quake/ -

T.T

British English VS Malaysian English


Who says our English is teruk?
Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point =)


WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians:Celaka u

最近都不懂发生什么事
好像什么东西都不如意....
心情慢慢沉重到快掉进谷底了
虽然我很不开心,可是我又找不到一个适合的理由
一个会令我不开心的理由!
感觉真的很矛盾咯!!
很想到海边大喊..发泄..痛哭
我自己都分不清楚我发生什么事
这好像是我自己招来的烦恼

刚刚和他MSN..聊着聊着..突然想起我很久没痛快大哭一场了..
记得哭到最厉害的最后一次是五年前..我外公去世..
苦得很惨..可是他还是离开了我..
有些人因为一点事可以哭上2-3 个钟..但结局还是一样..
所以我领悟到 哭 是没用的..
与其以泪洗脸..倒不如淡然面对..
身边的人都说我是冷血动物..
我不是..我只是选了我的方式面对..

可是我知道自己已经很幸运了
我明白有很多人比我更烦
这个月好像很不吉利...
许多不愉快的事情发生
就好象四川发生的地震,别的国家也有风灾
真的是灾难连连
死亡人数,数不胜数
每天打开报纸,死亡数字都一路飙升
有一天当我看到新闻报道,我看见那些灾民被压死的情景
有老有少地被活埋在粉碎的砖块里
顿时间我觉得我很幸福
因为我还生存着.

希望你们安息吧!送上我的祝福........愿你们在另外一个世界能安宁的生活.也愿我自己能快乐 .

45 things a girl wants,but won't ask for it

1. Hug her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?
6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

KEEP READING
11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more,deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends, it makes her feel loved.

Are you thinking of someone?
16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she's beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.
One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.
21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected,plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she's your everything - only if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her
24. Make her feel loved.
25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know !!

WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US
26. Don't lie to HER.
27. DON'T cheat on her.
28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants
29. Text messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work {or school}, and how much you MISS her.
30. Be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on you.

ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER
BECAUSE, IT'S IMPORTANT !!
31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold YOU too.
32. When you are ALONE, hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the CHEEKS (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.
35. Dont EVER tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her.

REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE
WITH HER NEXT
36. When people DISS her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart. Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she
rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her HAND.
40. When you hug her, HOLD her in your arms as long as possible.

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED
41. Call or text her at night to wish her SWEET DREAMS.
42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for LONG walks at night.
44. ALWAYS Remind her how much you love her.
45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much you love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her.


You'll never know when she needs just a little bit more love =)

512. A very unlucky number for every single china ppl.

512. The aftershock damaged more than 200,000 other homes..killed more than 67,00o lifes..About 20,790 people are listed as missing, with more than five million people homeless since the earthquake.

haii....really donno wat to say..

pic showed everything.. ... ..







the innocent child





the ori building




The century-old church was destroyed in the quake, which left tens of thousands dead in Sichuan.




A wedding photo shoot at a deserted French missionary church in Pengzhou in southwest China's Sichuan province immediately after the earthquake struck on May 12.





During a march on Sunday, a protester waved a picture of one of the 127 children who died at the Fuxin No. 2 Primary School in Mianzhu.




A memorial service for hundreds of students of Juyuan Middle School in Dujiangyan, where a mother held a picture of her son, turned into an angry protest on Tuesday. Some parents said local officials had known for years that the school was unsafe but refused to take action. Others recalled that two hours passed before the rescue workers showed up; even then, they stopped working at 10 p.m. on the night of the earthquake and did not resume their search until 9 a.m. the next day.







Parents set off fireworks to chase away evil spirits as wads of paper money smoldered amid the rubble of Juyuan Middle School. Delays in launching investigations into the school collapses is likely to embolden infuriated parents who are protesting across northern Sichuan Province





































China's national flag flies at half-staff at Tiananmen Square in central Beijing. China began three days of national mourning on Monday for more than 30,000 victims of an earthquake that struck Sichuan Province a week ago.




Primary school students mourned during their morning assembly at a school in Tianjin municipality.







Earthquake victims after arriving at the Zipingpu dam by military boats from Yingxiu township in China's Sichuan Province on Thursday. Some 2,000 soldiers had been sent to repair the dam, one of 391 damaged in the earthquake. It was later declared safe.




Soldiers and doctors waited to rescue earthquake survivors at the dam.




A soldier carried a child rescued from Yingxiu at the Zipingpu dam. Yingxiu experienced aftershocks of 6.4 on the Richter scale, prompting evacuations from the town.







Helicopters were used to help transport materials used to help drain the Tangjiashan mountain 'quake lake,' created by an avalanche of rocks and mud unleashed by the earthquake. At least 160,000 people had been evacuated, although hundreds of thousands of others are still living downstream in temporary camps.




Japanese officials said they were considering a Chinese request to provide tents and blankets to the homeless. If Japanese military aircraft deliver the aid, it would mark the first time that the military would touch down on Chinese soil since Japan's brutal World War II occupation.




A soldier sleeps on a dam after helping dig a water diversion channel. China's Water Ministry has said 69 dams were in danger of bursting.










A tent village for earthquake survivors in Leigu Township in Beichuan County.




Protesting parents clashed with police trying to block the march. During the struggle, the broken glass from the pictures of dead children wounded several parents, and the fight left them trembling with emotion. While censors have blocked detailed reporting of the schools controversy by the state-run media, bold commentary did call on the government to step up investigations into faulty school construction.




Two girls looked at the remains of the Juyuan Middle School. Although there is no official casualty count, parents say only 13 of the school's 900 students came out alive




















































Newspapers across China printed their logos in black and some ran entirely without color. Several front pages had simple messages in white text across the middle: "The nation mourns," "Pray for life," and "National tragedy."


- http://darkgovernment.com/gallery/v/china-quake/ -

T.T